Hey everyone,

I created a page onh Live Journal to try and do some networking and gain some attention on my website, Ultima-Java Creative Media. This hasn't really been the result, I don't think anyone has actually gone to the site from the LiveJournal page, and I've not really had the time to keep up with updating the blog... or this one either. So I'm shutting down the UJ LiveJournal page.

I would like to invite everyone of my friends here though to come and say Hi on Ultima-Java and sign up to the forums/message boards. You can find us at http://www.ultima-java.com

Thanks for all the support I have had for here. God bless you all! :)

Bye, hope to see you all soon!

Almost Perfect- INFP 33% Extraversion, 93% Intuition, 40% Thinking, 46% Judging

So, you want to make the world a better place? Too bad it's never gonna happen. Of all the types, you have to be one of the hardest to find fault in. You have a selfless and caring nature. You're a good listener and someone who wants to avoid conflict. You genuinely desire to do good. Of course, these all add up to an incredibly overpowered conscience which makes you feel guilty and responsible when anything goes wrong. Of course, it MUST be your fault EVERYTIME. Though you're constantly on a mission to find the truth, you have no use for hard facts and logic, which is a source of great confusion for those of us with brains. Despite this, in a losing argument, you're not above spouting off inaccurate fact after fact in an effort to protect your precious values. You're most probably a perfectionist, which in this case, is a bad thing. Any group work is destined to fail because of your incredibly high standards. Disregard what I said before. You're just easy to find fault in as everyone else! Luckily, you're generally very hard on yourself, meaning I don't need to waste my precious time insulting you. Instead, just find all your own faults and insult yourself. ***************** If you want to learn more about your personality type in a slightly less negative way, check out this. ***************** The other personality types are as follows... Loner - Introverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving Pushover - Introverted Sensing Feeling Judging Criminal - Introverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving Borefest - Introverted Sensing Thinking Judging Freak - Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging Loser - Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving Crackpot - Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging Clown - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving Sap - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Judging Commander - Extraverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving Do Gooder - Extraverted Sensing Thinking Judging Scumbag - Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving Busybody - Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging Prick - Extraverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving Dictator - Extraverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on Extraversion You scored higher than 99% on Intuition You scored higher than 99% on Thinking You scored higher than 99% on Judging

Link: The Brutally Honest Personality Test written by UltimateMaster on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

100% correct!

Asses Wild Raw score: 37% Big Breasts, 45% Big Ass, and 48% Cute!

Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, larger asses, and sexier composure than others who've taken the test. Note that because you scored small on breasts but large on ass size, it might appear you like girls bottom heavy. That's probably not the case. What's more likely is that you notice curvy, voluptuous asses, and they turn you on. Breasts are hit or miss, though, and besides, extremely large ones are just saggy and gross, in your opinion. My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sluttier look. Kudos! Recommended Celebrity: J-Lo, when she's looking extra sexy. Probably not when she's acting.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on tit-size You scored higher than 99% on ass-size You scored higher than 99% on cuteness

Link: The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test written by chicken_pot_pie on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Ok thats intresting, mostly true. I don't huge breasts and I do like the feminine curve. And I am really nice :)

Bad choice however for J-Lo... I have never ever ever been attracted to her.

The Goth Girl 35% Sexy-Cute, 25% Dark-Light, 32% Artsy-Stylish

Sexy, Dark and Artsy, the Goth Girl definitely catches your eye. And who can blame you, with her black eyeshadow, black clothes, and black expression? The Goth Girl tempts with the promise of sinful satisfaction. If you liked my test, Please rate it highly! Thanks! Also, make sure to check out my Beautiful Faces Test if you haven't already. See All The Categories Sexy Dark Artsy The Goth Girl Sexy Dark Not Artsy or Stylish The Brooding Poet Sexy Dark Stylish The Mistress Sexy Not Dark or Light Artsy The Hippie Chick Sexy Not Dark or Light Not Artsy or Stylish The Hot Friend Sexy Not Dark or Light Stylish The Sorority Girl Sexy Light Artsy The Actress Sexy Light Not Artsy or Stylish Your Friend's Sister Sexy Light Stylish The Prom Queen Cute Dark Artsy The Suicide Girl Cute Dark Not Artsy or Stylish The Bad Girl Cute Dark Stylish The Bettie Page Girl Cute Not Dark or Light Artsy The Art Student Cute Not Dark or Light Not Artsy or Stylish The Girl Next Door Cute Not Dark or Light Stylish The Debutante Cute Light Artsy The New Age chick Cute Light Not Artsy or Stylish The Favorite Friend Cute Light Stylish The Cheerleader

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on Sexy-Cute You scored higher than 99% on Dark-Light You scored higher than 99% on Artsy-Stylish

Link: The Your Type of Girl Test written by dgc20e on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Didn't see that coming... -_-

Spellsword 55% Combativeness, 40% Sneakiness, 79% Intellect, 47% Spirituality

Aggressive, but with the brains to back it up: You are a Spellsword! Score! You have a prestige class. A prestige class can only be taken after you’ve fulfilled certain requirements. This may mean that you're an exceptionally talented person, but it probably doesn't. Spellswords combine arcane might with combat know-how. They're much tougher than mages, like to wear armor, and can cast spells through their weapons. They're very, very, good at doing lots of damage to a single target very quickly, and while not quite as tough as most fighters, are still pretty hard to kill. You're both smart and aggressive, which means that you're probably pretty dangerous when pissed off. You also tend to be somewhat straightforward, which is nice, and don’t have much use for spirituality or mysticism.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on Combativeness You scored higher than 99% on Sneakiness You scored higher than 99% on Intellect You scored higher than 99% on Spirituality

Link: The RPG Class Test written by MFlowers on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Spellsword is good! Normally I would simply be a warrior with a mage or elementlaists as second class, but this is cool too!

Last one for now...

Greatsword You preferred a weapon with 52% power over speed and 25% range over melee.

You use a Greatsword. Do the words Zweihander or Flamberge mean anything to you? You prefer a Greatsword, a massive, heavy blade frequently strong enough to cut down the rides of mounted warriors. Though slow, the impressive length and heft of a greatsword makes it capable even of breaking through armor. Your enemies will run from the deadly arcs of your blade as you bear down on them.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on power You scored higher than 99% on range

Link: The What's Your Signature Weapon Test written by inurashii on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Thats right! Give me a great sword and I'll show you all!

Enought Quizes for now, but considdering I got what I hoped for in the last question I'll give a link to the swords my character used in the comic...

http://www.ultima-java.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=24&start=65

Goodnight!

Your results:
You are The Joker

The Joker 54% Mystique 53% Magneto 51% Apocalypse 49% Dark Phoenix 48% Poison Ivy 47% Dr. Doom 44% Venom 43% Mr. Freeze 43% Lex Luthor 42% Riddler 41% Catwoman 40% Green Goblin 33% Two-Face 29% Juggernaut 25% Kingpin 14%

The Clown Prince of Crime. You are a brilliant mastermind but are criminally insane. You love to joke around while accomplishing the task at hand.

Click here to take the "Which Super Villain are you?" quiz...


How odd... I never would have picked The Joker, but then again, he's just the one I'm more like, and thats only 54%. I wonder if I can find a super heroes one... That would be intresting.

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Your results:
You are Spider-Man

Spider-Man 75% Supergirl 70% Hulk 70% Superman 65% Batman 65% Green Lantern 65% Wonder Woman 60% Robin 47% Catwoman 45% The Flash 40% Iron Man 20%

You are intelligent, witty, a bit geeky and have great power and responsibility.

Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...


I found it but again I'm quite surprised at the outcome... I see myself as more of a Robin than Spiderman, and to see Robin so far down the list. Oh well...

[/EDIT]

Well I woke up today around 8:30 (no , honnestly) but something wasn't right and so I stayed in bed. Qeeko text me to call her around 11:00 am, and I was on the phone with her for about an hour, and thought I'd get up once the phone call was over, but again, somethign just wasn't right.

I ended up falling asleep again, and not getting up till after 3:30pm, and I've been pretty groggy all day. With headaches and high temperatures, sweating and feeling cold, muscle aches all over and a burning tired feeling behind my eyes. I have no idea what I'm coming down with but it's draining me fast.

It's gotten easyer throughout the day, aches and pains have subsided, to a degree, but I'm still feeling quite exhausted. However it is getting worse again now that my body is reving down ready to sleep.

Hope I'm better by tomorrow, I have an interview down the job center in the morning. Once again they have managed to cock up! No shock there. Because I've been on Job Seekers allowance for so long, I have to sign on to this thing called New Deal, it's with a job seeking agency called Manpower. I was quite surprised when I signed off my incapacity support and back on to Job seekers Allowance that I wasn't put back on to Manpower, but I wasn't going to argue. Manpower is a crap company, they say they help out, they ask you for a CV and all the other bits and bobs and they are supposed to help in the job search. I have to write a list of desired job secifications, which I have done several times for both JSA and MP, and most of the times I go down there they like myself have not found any suitable jobs. But this one time, the woman hands me a letter, saying that I should try this...

It was a phone number for me to call, so that I could open my own buisness. I thought WOW, this is going to be usefull in the future, even though rightnow I don't have any buisness qualifications, no experience in starting or running buisnesses... nothing like that. So it was no use to me at the time. However seeing as we were on the subject of starting home buisnesses, I started to discuss this with her, to which she replied...

"Oh sorry, let me explain, this is not to start just any buisness, this is for you to start a milkman company. They'll train you and you will own a small milk delivery service that will be affiliated to [enter name of big milk company here]"

I just handed it back to her... signed my little form saying Id gone there and left.

Useless isn't the word.

Anyway... havn't read anything new yet still working my way through Blue Beetle: Shellshocked. I'll make a report on that once I've finnished it. Not really had much drive to read this week.

Oh almost forgot...

Lady Ruthven, I accepted you YIM invite and asked it to add you to my YIM account... but in the middle of adding you, YIM crashed. I don't know what happened, but I've tried to add you again see if that works.

Well I finished reading JLA Book 2 : American Dreams... and I'm a little disapointed. There were another two stories in the book.

The first one I outlined in the previous post, but basicly they are seekign a new member and they test out a sucessfull candidate who is alot more than what she seems.

The second is the story of an angel, Zuriel, who leaves the ranks of Heaven, and is chased down by a bunch of other angels lead by a Seraphim. Zuriel reveals the seraphims dirty little secret to the JLA and so the Seraphim and his regement of Angels take on the JLA. As well as this being a really bad plot, I feel it stupid to think that even Superman could stand up to an Angel! I mean seriously! Let alone a Seraphim, the highest Choir and harbinger of the end of the world.

Can you imagin this?

God finally says, "Thats it... the end is now! Archangels go do your stuff!"

Archangel: "Hell no! We aren't going down there untill Superman is dead... he beat us last time!"

Doesn't seem to gel with me...

Anyway, the third story is pretty cool, though slightly weak in its execution. Connor Hawk is being innitiated in to the JLA, but there has been a slight hiccup in that plan. The Key, who has spent years in a self induced coma, has awoken and intends using the unconcious minds of the JLA to unlock the unused percentage of his brain and more dangerously, unlook the gates of creation, making himself a God. With Martian Manhunter gone, recovering from the beating he recived from the angels, the Key plants a mind bomb to knock out the remaining JLA mebers and puts them into his machine.

Conner, unaware of whats happened comes to the Moon Watchtower and comes face to face with an ever increasingly intelegent and somewhat telepathic Key!

The only downfall is that very little of the story is explained... how does the Key know about the gates of creation? how does the minds of the JLA give him the keys to the gates of creation? What does that gate of creation have to do with the incriment of the Key's mind?

Otherwise, its a good story for showing Connors strengths... and how much of a Dork Ollie was. (being dead at this point)

Just started reading Blue Beetle book 1: Shellshocked, and after this I'm going to make a start on Earth X.

Talk you guys later!

Ciao!

Hey all, I've been really annoyed today. Ok thats a lie...

...I've been extremely pissed off today!

As some of you know, it's been a long time that I've produced any artwork, for many reasons, but mostly because of my infinate confidence in myself, that I could fail so spectacularly! I hate my artwork. Hate it hate it hate it!

Recently however, I have been venturing back into the artwork scene. I've started to produce the sketchwork for UJ Spotlight: Mauve Mage, and I'm doing the donation wallpaper for February. So today I'm at the computer, I'm CGing the Artwork. I've done all the line art, and had to completly redo some of it... added a few extra touches. Made it look fantastic. I mean I'm the last one to blow my horn when it comes to my own artwork, but this was freaking amazing!

I've just finnished putting on the final block colour before doing the shading, and theres a fucking black out! All the work is lost! I instantly loose my breath, start panicing that whole days work is ruined and lost for good. I get really angry, but I'm afraid to do anything to let it out, because I've already broken my hand once, I don;t want to do it again.

The computer starts it's self back up, and I wander around in circles trying to push all the anger downm calming myself as best I can, because I'm fucking furious! Then just as I sit back down to restart it, I put my hand on the mouse and the electric goes again. Well with this my keyboard flies across the room and I knock over my chair while getting up.

Ok so I'm pacing and pacing... the electricity comes back on, and I see the chair is knocked over, so I start to charge towards it when the electricity goes off again and I accidently kick it really hard. Now my chair is broken already, the seat comes off and theres a big metal pole sticking straight out thats got oa rough edge from where it snapped. As I try to recover from the kicking of the chair, I put my foot on the floor and discover it's in alot of pain, my first thought is, "Oh shit, now I've broke my foot!"

I sidestep not knowning that the top half of the chair has come off, and I trip over the wheels, I pull my bad foot forward, booting the top half of the chair which was on the floor sending that careering into te door, as I fall farward, cracking my recently healed hand on the door handle.

I hooble out of my room as the light comes back on. Now I'm sitting at the top of the stairs, thinking that I have a broken foot, a bruised shin, and possible damaged my hand again. The pain subsides rather quickly, I put the serverity of the initial pain down to panic, me believeing it was worse than the injury acctually was, made it hurt more.

I wander around for about 30 minutes, trying to calm down and decide that maybe I should eat. I haven't been feeling too good today and wanted to avoid food, but I went for it anyway. Down to the kitchen, got a microwave burger out of the fridge, open the microwave door and the electricity goes off again. My retort was...

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"

I threw the burger back in shouting many forms of obcenities, slamed the fridge door and walked in circles again to try and calm down.

The elcrticity hasn't gone off in a while so i decide to go and attempt to watch TV, so I turn on the sky box, and because of the problems we've been having it takes about 10 minutes to load up, then I start looking for somethign to watch and I find Loonatics Unleashed. I'm not too sure about this show, so I have a look at thi just to find out what it's like. Just as the intro credits end, the electricity goes off again. Now I have to wait untill the sky box loads back up. Another 10 minutes later and I turn on to Toonami just in time foir the show to go to ads.

I have Catwoman recorded on my Skybox, so i decide to watch that insted, and luckily I get all the way through the movie without the electricity going off again.

Finally something goes right.

When my mother comes home with my sister and her boyfriend she insists that I should eat something, even though I feel like I'm going to throw up if I do... so I eat and finnish watching Catwoman.

I came upstairs and am watching my sister play on Cars the game made from the movie. Not my cup of tea but eh... her choice. SO I don't see my room yet. I open the door, go in and see my chair in two peices and so put it back together. I'm thinking that seeing as th Electricity hasn't gone off again, I'll watch That 70's Show season one. So I go down stairs for snacks and I'm called in o the living room, to see something. The Lost Worlds episode about the real Count Dracula, Wlad Draculhea. It's a really good program, and it shows that even though he was a psycho... he was an amazing tactician and very inteligent.

Anywho thats over and I come up stairs thinging, I'll have a little time on the PC, bitch about whats happend and do my coic list for this week, when I turn to close the door behind me, I see it.

Theres a hole in the door about a foot and a half off the floor and I have no idea how it got there. I assume that it was made during the tripping over my chair, but that doesn't explain how high off the floor it was. Unless when I tripped and kicked the top of the chair, I didn't realise how much power I put into it, even though it was unintentional, and booted it at the door. Either way, I know I'm in the shits tomorrow. This isn't a fixer upper job... this is a door replace job... Fuck...

Anyway...

I went out with Stephanos this week on Wednesday and went to Swansea, at the comic book shop there I bought Identity Crisis and JSA: Mixed Signals.

Though, I havn't read them yet. I was mostly focusing on the Infinite Crisis stuff before Christmas, so now I'm reading the other stuff I've bought in that time. Starting with JLA all the way back to the 1997 issues in book 1: New World Order. A really intresting read, kinda blatant in it's storyline, but blatant to the point where you don;t expect the ending.

For those who havn't read that far back, The story starts with a bunch of Alien superheroes appearing out of no where telling stories of how their hom world was destroyed and they have been in stasis for many millions of years, travelling the cosmos, seeking a world with potential. THey have see their world destroyed by neglagence and they refuse to see it happen to another. This team called Hyperclanquickly establish themselves over the JLA as they start to correct world problems, even to the point where they make the Sahara Desert a lush green landscape. The JLA know that Hyperclan are not all they seem, and try to discover the truth behind their seemingly charitable work, to discover a very dark secret that started not so far away form earth as they claim.

This is a good story for role reversal between Superman and Batman. Superman is seemingly helpless against the Leader of Hyperclan, who has with him a peice of Kryptonite, as well as a paranoia that at the begining, made me wasnt to side with Hyperclan.

Where as Batman, was showing that being "only human" to be a great advantage, as the members of Hyperclan don;t expect him to be much of a problem... and they deeply undersetimate him.

Moving on to book 2 of JLA: American Dreams, we start off with the late 90's Elctricblue Energy Superman. I have no idea why... but hell he does look cool. I'm going to have to go back and read the 1997 Superman Comics to find out what the hell acctually happened.
Back on track, te story seems to be focusing on building up the leage numbers, from Superman, Batman, Kyle Rayner GL, Wonder Woman, The Flash, Aquaman, and the Martian Manhunter, to a group of 12. The New Green Arrow (at the time) Connor Hawk making his JLA appearance as well as a few others, one of which has X-Ray vission, and only accepted the invite to use that advantage on WW. Kudos to him for having the guts to do that too!

Well thanks to the shitty day I've had, I'll be going to bed soon, and I'll get back to doing the CGing work tomorrow. If I can. Right now I feel so disheartend. The last ting I need was somehting I worked on all day to just blow up in my face... my esteem in this subject is plumiting quite drasticly... and I don;t know if I can be bothed anymore. I'm so tired of failing.

Ciao...

lord_malcious challenges alexandria_jzmc on a matter of ambiguity. COMBAT CARDS 2.1 watch lord_malcious fight COMBAT CARDS 2.1 watch alexandria_jzmc fight lord_malcious defeats alexandria_jzmc in a suitably ambiguous way SORRY GAME OVER ALEXANDRIA_JZMC SCORED: 0/21 (0%)

I finally fraking beat someone!

lord_malcious challenges drugsbybutters to a fertility test. COMBAT CARDS 2.1 watch lord_malcious fight COMBAT CARDS 2.1 watch drugsbybutters fight drugsbybutters's DNA matches, lord_malcious is forced to retreat lord_malcious has been defeated by drugsbybutters However the comotion has awoken lord_malcious's parent lord_ruthven lord_ruthven challenges drugsbybutters on their honesty. COMBAT CARDS 2.1 watch lord_ruthven fight COMBAT CARDS 2.1 watch drugsbybutters fight drugsbybutters admits to having relations with a small yorkshire terrier, such honest is too brutal for lord_ruthven. lord_ruthven has been defeated by drugsbybutters However the comotion has awoken lord_ruthven's parent miss_mortisha miss_mortisha challenges drugsbybutters to a fertility test. COMBAT CARDS 2.1 watch miss_mortisha fight COMBAT CARDS 2.1 watch drugsbybutters fight miss_mortisha DNA matches, drugsbybutters is forced to retreat SORRY GAME OVER DRUGSBYBUTTERS SCORED: 2/21 (10%)

Ok could someone please explain how the frak that works? Thats bull! Ruthven is fraking lv 13 and hes on bloody zero!

Hey all!

Shouldn't be a lot to discuss today...

Went out yesterday with Stephanos, Caz and Lisa, had a wander around Cardiff for a bit, went to Starbucks, then to pizza hut for foods. Followed by a trip to the cinema to see Eragon.

Eragon... yessss... a totally original script honestly. I was very impressed with the CGI and the way they pulled off most of the stunts. But the script was lacking in originality. If you feel like seeing this film and don't want to acctually pay up for the cinema ticket... crack out your copy of the Star Wars Trilogy, and there it is. Eragon was a simple cross between Star Wars and Lord of the Rings.

anyway... I got Batman: Gotham by Gaslight yesterday, I've only read a few pages, it was late when I got back last night and just wanted to go to bed... but already I'm enjoying it. Bruce Wayne is a totally different person to the guy you see in the normal continuity, he appears to be quite the happy chappy. At least that’s what I'm getting at the moment. What really drew me in was the introduction. The fist page a letter from Jack the Ripper, issuing the challenge to Gotham City that he managed to do his bit and completely baffle the best of Scotland Yard and he would easily do the same again. It was around this point I started thinking... Batman in the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen? SWEET!!! To I doubt that would even be mentioned in this book, I would love that as a sequel! It would be awesome! I can't help it really... it's the old fashion stuff I really enjoy, The League, Zorro, Billy the Kid, Sherlock Holmes. I have a few fan fics in mind for the League... and now a Batman crossover! XD

As well as that, I bought the Mask of Zorro and The Legend of Zorro box set. it was cheap in the sales and I love the California/Mexico legends and stories... I'm currently seeking the El Mariachi collection, (El Mariachi, Desperados and Once Upon a time in Mexico) it's a bitch to get hold of. The only people who stock it appear to be HMV in Swansea... but there’s never any there! I guess that’s another on line buy...

Anyway, had a good night last night, good fun with good company. Hopefully we'll all get back together soon for another!

In Guild Wars, there are these titles that you can achive by doing cirtain things... none of them are particularly easy, but some of them are damn right impossible.

I just started the character that is to be my representation in the game, I used to have a character on the called Andy Frogman, but realized it clashed with the story I was writing based on that character. Anyway thats irrelevant.

I was thinking I'll start my character with a bang and go for some big titles. The biggest two infact. Legendary Survivor and Defender of Ascalon.

Legendary Survivor is gained by clocking up huge ammounts of experience point, without dying.

For the title Survivor you have to achive 140,600xp, which is the ammount of experience you need to reach the maximum level, 20.

The next title in this line is the Indominable Survivor, which you need to get well over double your lv 20 max.

And for those not satisfied with that there is Legendary Survivor. for this you must achive 1,337,500xp. (anyone notice that is spells 1337= L33t?).

none of tese is a small feat... although I would be satisfied with just achiveing the Survivor title on it's own.

The Defender of Ascalon title, i thought is a good title to do along side the survivor title, tho it's very difficult. You must achive Lv 20 (max) without leaving the starting area. Which I have discovered is neigh on imposible. You see, if you kill a monster that is 6 lvs below you it will not give you xp. and the highest level monsters in the starting area is 10. Meaning that without doing any quests, the highest level achiveable is only 16.

The only way to achive Defender of Ascalon is by acctually dying.

Now doesn't that suck.

Once you reach Lv 16, what you should do is stand near a resurection shrine and "aggro" a monster or animal, and let it kill you over and over again. You see in Guild Wars, monsters also gain xp, and with the monster killing you over and over it will infact level up. Then once it reaches a high level, preferably 20, you kill it. This is called Death Leveling.

So I'm at an impass... both are a long way off... I'm so far on lv 7 and have not died once... out of the two Defender of Ascalon is probably the better... but I liked the idea of not having a single death to my name.

Oh well...

Not really looking for advice or anything... just airing a rant of fustration that I have aquired.

No comics since my last post...

And Also... Omega Ultima

lord_malcious challenges OmegaUltima to prove their sophistication. COMBAT CARDS 2.1 watch lord_malcious fight COMBAT CARDS 2.1 watch OmegaUltima fight Whilst preparing for the fight, lord_malcious notices OmegaUltima's wife brings his morning coffee shaken not stirred - lord_malcious isn't stupid and quits before things get rough. lord_malcious has been defeated by OmegaUltima However the comotion has awoken lord_malcious's parent lord_ruthven lord_ruthven challenges OmegaUltima to prove their social status. COMBAT CARDS 2.1 watch lord_ruthven fight COMBAT CARDS 2.1 watch OmegaUltima fight lord_ruthven's friends quickly overwhelm OmegaUltima SORRY GAME OVER OMEGAULTIMA SCORED: 1/21 (5%)

You think you can pick on poor defenceless me with out me calling my daddy into the fray!

speak to ya later!

CHRISTMAS IS HERE!!!
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...and gone...

Well I'm a little late in posting for Christmas, but eh...

It was an intresting Christmas this year, to say the least. many ups and downs and arguments even having my face implanted into a wall... aggressivly! Something which I didn't well appreciate. I've also been quite ill since Inquo, even today I'm feeling the after effects, this is the longest flu I've had in years.

It all started after Inquo, I felt groggy, that was the alcohol you inbibed I hear you scream, but you would be wrong! I caught a terrible cold, can you guess who else has this cold?

Anyway, a week and a bit later (ie. today) I'm still sick, with headaches, high temprature, bad chest throat, dizzyness and tiredness. Tiredness to the point where I can't sleep. Last night I tried to get an early night, but didn't get to sleep untill about 2am... I then woke up today at 3pm. My mother called me lazy, but I think sleeping for 13hours is more worrying that lazy. Especially when you havn't taken anything.

Anyway, back in time to Christmas eve. My sister and her boyfriend Aaron live here with us, and she is a jelous bitch, somepeople may think this wrong to speak of my sister in this way, but wait till you hear what happened.

T'was the night before Christmas,
and all through the house,
Nothing was stiring
Till she opened her mouth.
I was talking with Arron,
About computers and games,
till she screamed in my face,
and she should be ashamed.

She screamd she didn't care,
what I had to say,
to get out of the room
that wasn't her's anyway.
You'd think this was enough
but it didn't start there,
It started that morning
when I aked him somewhere.
My sister is quite jelous
of the time that we share
and gets angry at me
for just being there.

With Aaron I was speaking
and did not want to be rude
so continued to speak
though her language was crude.
She started to push me
and hit me to the door
I asked her to stop
and asked her once more.
I warned her be carfull
and to shove me, refraign.
But she didn't heed my warnings
and shoved me again.

This time I was ready
and stepped into her pounce,
as I extended my hands
from my body she bounced.
She stumbled aback
and I turned for the door
but unknown to me
she was chargeing once more
THis time was no use
I could fight not at all
from behind she grabbed me
and drove my face into the wall.
-by Andy Evans

Yes, what a lovely christmas I had, the crazy bitch grabed my by the hair and slamed my face into the wall next to the door, catching my cheak bone on the lightswitch. She is quite the lucky one too, the previous screaming caused my parents to come see what was going on, and if they hadn't been there when she had done that, she probably would have woken up to a heart monitor beeping at her.
I'm not a violent person, I hate fighting. Hell, in school if anyone ever stated something with me I would just stand there and take it, I knew I was the stronger, I didn't have to react so primaly.
I don;t know what changed that day tho... maybe because it acctually hurt, but I wanted blood. My parents were there and they know what happened, they saw the result and they havn't taken her side (for once).

My parents have told her that she has to get out after New Year, so her and her boyfriend are going to have to go into a council house. I feel sorry for Aaron, he's an awsome guy. Shes just a psychotic bitch who really should wake up and smell the roses that life isn't all about her.

You should have heared her tonight, Lisa did, it was great I have proof from outside sources!

I was on the phone organizing to go out tuesday, myself, Stephanos, Caz and Lisa, and I was talking to Lisa at the time. When my sister shouts to me, I come to my door and tell her I'm on the phone, to which I got the reply:

"GET DOWN STAIRS AND CLEAN UP YOUR MESS!"

I'm on the phone

"I DON;T CARE IF YOUR ON THE PHONE CLEAN UP YOUR MESS, I DON'T CARE DOES IT LOOK AS THOUGH I CARE WHO YOU ARE TALKING TO!? MAMMY HAS SAID TO GO DOWN A CLEAN UP SO GO!"

Kimberley shut up I'm on the phone!

"DON'T TELL ME TO SHUT UP, GET OFF THE PHONE AND CLEAN UP YOUR SHIT!

For goodness sake shut up, if there is any "mess" I'll do it later I'm on the phone!

"I DON;T CARE, GO DO IT"

no

"GO DO IT"

no

"YOUR DISGUSTING!"

At this point I closed the door as she walked off to her room ranting about how disgusting I am, and how she doesn't car what I'm doing that I should clean up after my and listen when my mother asks me to do anything.

Well I continued the conversation with Lisa, and went down stairs. Telling my parents that in future if they want me to do anything that they shouldn't send her to tell me, because shes a psycho freak. I got the very simple reply "I havn't asked you to do anything"

So anyway I looked around and the only thing that was out of place, I left a Crunch Corner foil lid on the kitchen work top. She started this whole shouting match, trying her best to embaras me while I'm on the phone over a yoghurt lid.

After speaking with my parents, it turns out tho she had just had an argument with Aaron, she wan'ted him to do something and he didn't want to so he told her "no". She doesn't like that if she tells him to jump, the next thing she wants to hear is, "how high?" then feet leaving the floor. He's finally started to stand up for himself, and she feels shes loosing controle over her little dictatorship, so she thinks shes going to take it out on me.

She has alot to learn.

Anyway, a more happyer note.

CHRISTMAS!!!

Christmas day was fun, I was woken up at 6:30, by my sister tramping about obnoxiously, shouting to everyone to wake up because it's christmas. Just as I was waking up she opened my door, so that I would have to hear her talking with everyone else. Not only that but I had only finally got to sleep 3 hours previous.

Anyway... good gifts. My familly are quite big givers on Christmas, all together I had:

•A Nintendo Wii w/ Wii Sports
•Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (Which is awsome)
•Red Steel (Which is really hard to controle... it will take me quite a while to master!)
•Scrubs season 1 & 2
•That 70's Show Season 1
•Superman Returns
•t-shirts

My parents like buying lots of samll and silly things for me, because she knowns I love them.

•a pack of "special" Ginger Beer (not alcoholic or anything... just really good stuff)
•a can of chocolate worms
•a big bag of jelly beans
•a Nightmare Before Christmas Glass
•and Tazmanian Devil Socks (it appears to have become tradition for me to get some Taz socks)

So all round nice giving this year.

There was only one thing that people weren't able to find, and that was the Meatloaf, Bat out of Hell Trilogy Boxset, it's possible though that isn't out, seeing as I've not seen it in the shops, though I'll keep looking.

Christmas dinner was great as usual, I love cooked dinners! Even when I was out in Ause last year, Qeeko and I were jumping around, place to place without a real home to go to, but luckilly we were able to house sit for some of Qeeko's friends, so on Christmas day I made a big dinner for Qeeko and myself, just to stick to some form of the Christmas I remembered from home.

Seeing as I only had 3 hours sleep I ended up going back to bed after dinner and sleeping untill 6:30, which was good, gave me alot of energy to get stuck into playing the Wii. XD

Thats Cristmas!

SHOPING LIST
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Ok I'm starting to lose trak of the comics I want and the ones I "need" to complete the Infinite Crisis Set.

So I'm writing a shopping list out here. Any advice or recomandations would be cool!

For IC:
•Adam Strange: Planet Heist
•JSA Clasifide: Powergirl
•Green Arrow: Heading Into the Light
•JLA: Crisis of Concience
•Infinite Criss Companion
•Hawkman (Unknown Storyarch)
•Superman: Infinite Crisis
•Superman Batman
•Crisis Aftermath: The Specter
•Cisis Aftermath: Battle For Blüdhaven

Other:
•Green Arrow: Crawling From the Wreckage
•Superman: Red Son
•True Brit
•Gotham by Gaslight
•Impulse: Reckless Youth
•Young Justice: Sins of Youth
•Young Justice: A League of Their own
•Kingdom Come (Hardcover)

I'm going to need some help on these titles, especially Young Justice, as they are currently out of print. Any help or advice you can offer would be greatly appreciated.

Continuing Series:
•Green Arrow
•Super Girl and The Legion of Superheroes
•Supergirl
•JLA
•JSA
•Teen Titans
•Outsiders
•Exiles
•Cable and Deadpool
•New Excalibure
•Ultimate Spiderman
•Robin
•Nightwing

I'll probably need help with the Nightwing and Robin ones, as early trades are also out of print.

well heres my shopping list, I think from now on I'll post my weekly purchases in addition to whatever alse I write. I suppose on the dull weeks it'll give me something to write about.

Speak to you all again soon!

Goodnight all!

This is apparently one of my sisters, but daddy got my back and bitch slapped her! Yeay daddy!

*Huggles his Lord_Daddy*

lord_malcious challenges mistressspice on their honesty. COMBAT CARDS 2.1 watch lord_malcious fight COMBAT CARDS 2.1 watch mistressspice fight mistressspice admits to having stolen all the pies, such honesty puts lord_malcious to shame. lord_malcious has been defeated by mistressspice However the comotion has awoken lord_malcious's parent lord_ruthven lord_ruthven challenges mistressspice on a matter of ambiguity. COMBAT CARDS 2.1 watch lord_ruthven fight COMBAT CARDS 2.1 watch mistressspice fight lord_ruthven defeats mistressspice in a suitably ambiguous way SORRY GAME OVER MISTRESSSPICE SCORED: 1/21 (5%)

It's my first fight and I tried to beat up my grandmother!

lord_malcious challenges miss_mortisha to a fertility test. COMBAT CARDS 2.1 watch lord_malcious fight COMBAT CARDS 2.1 watch miss_mortisha fight miss_mortisha's DNA matches, lord_malcious is forced to retreat lord_malcious has been defeated by miss_mortisha However the comotion has awoken lord_malcious's parent lord_ruthven lord_ruthven challenges miss_mortisha to a fertility test. COMBAT CARDS 2.1 watch lord_ruthven fight COMBAT CARDS 2.1 watch miss_mortisha fight lord_ruthven DNA matches, miss_mortisha is forced to retreat SORRY GAME OVER MISS_MORTISHA SCORED: 1/21 (5%)

I saw this on Lord Ruthvens page, and thought I'd have a go... then it turns out that they change and stuff, I suppose you level up and such.

So heres my combat card!

COMBAT CARDS 2.1

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CREATE YOUR CARD

Now go make one yourself!

I may post more later, but I'm not in the mood right now. Please no comments about Inquo... I know what I did and I need to get things straight in my own head before I follow up with anything. So for those who know, keep it on the shtun for now. ok?

Now to something slightly more informative!

I've been looking over the charts and discovered that I only have one person who acctually ready th boohunky! So thank you Joe from Michigan State Pen!

Well I may have told you about my new PC... *looks over previous posts*

...guess not...

Well:

I finally have a new PC!!! I can FINALY get all the work done for the shop and the site that I couldn't do on the lappy I was using, and I can finally get back on to GuildWars!!!

This PC is really sweet!

Windows XP Media Center 2005
2x 300Gb Hard Drives
2Gb RAM
Intel Pentium D 950 Dual Core Processor (3.4 Ghz I think)
16 Speed CD and DVD player
16 Speed Dual Layer DVD recorder
NVIDIA GeForce 7600GS 512 Mb Video Card
TV Card (Analogue and Digital input)
9 in 1 Memory Card reader
8 USB 2.0 ports
Firewire
Wired and Wirless Lan port

and something really intresting (for me anyway) a portable hard drive port... so insted of conecting the portable hard drive via a USB Port and taking up space, you just open the front panels sliding door, and slot in the hard drive and Bobs your uncle... it works!

A slight down side to it... I bought this as a package deal and got a wireless keyboard and Optical mouse. Unfortunatly because my desk is made of metal it's interfering with the radio waves...

So I've had to attach my old mouse... it's not a big deal... but eh...

The keyboard works fine, cos I've put the reciver underneath it.

The package also came with a 19" widescreen monitor.

And I got the guy to throw some sweet Advent Speakers and a subwoofer in for free!

I've reinstalled everything frm before and it's running smooth... so smooth infact I somtimes think it's not even on!


Well I've been pretty much spending all day on Guild Wars since I installed it... I forgot how adictive that game can be. I'm really looking forward to geting the latest update for it, Nightfall.

In Guild Wars (Prophecies) You are given the choice of Warrior, Monk, Elementalist, Mesmure, Necromancer and Ranger, and you are placed in the bueatiful landscape of Tyria's capital, Ascalon.

You may already know some of these terms but for those who don't.

Warrior: Your basic Melee fighter, skilled with Swords, Hammers and Axes.
Monk: Monks are holy men and women who are blessed by the divine and granted the powers of Healing, Protecting and when the need arises, the holy fury of Smiting.
Elementalists: These magic users focus their powers from the spritual elements of Earth, Fire, Air and Water.
Mesmure: The enchanting Mesmure uses the power of his mind, manipulating their opponants into submition.
Necromancer: The dark arts of necromancy, gives these the abillity to draw their powers from dead, cursing with plagues, vampiric draining, nd even creating walking horrors of nature from fallen foes and allies.
Ranger: The rangers skills are based on their communing with nature, their survival skills and the marksmanship.

You start off training, learing the skills you will need to master you're class, and eventually take on a second class. Now you can wander around this peacfull landscape, or move on to the next part of the game where everything changes.

The Race known as the Charr, live to the North of the Great Wall, and their hatred for the humans of Ascalon know no bounds. So as you embark on you're first Acadamy mission... the sky rain with fire in an even known as The Searing, turning the once beautiful land of Tyria into and ash field.

From there your real adventure begins... follow the story though the missions as you travel, through Tyria, Kryta and beyond.

The second release, Factions, opens up a new continent to explore, the oriental, Canthar.

If you started in Prophecies, then your introduction to Canthar is breife and to the point. You are dropped in the Kaineng Centre where you must battle The Afflicted, normal men and women who have been turned to monsters by a ravaging plague.

If However you are starting in Factions Campaign, you are a student in the Shing Jea Monestary, from there you learn about two new classes, Assassin and Ritualist.

Assassin: The assassins are masters of the blades, stealth and ninja magic. They even have a skill called the Shadow step, which teleports them right on top of their unsuspecting victim.
Ritualist: The ritualists comune with the spirits and draw them to thier aid, granting their allies strength health and protection.

But it doesn't end there.

South of Tyria is the Crystal Desert, connecting Tyria to Elona. In Nightfall, Elona becomes pen to you, along with another two classes.

The Dervish and the Paragon.

Dervish: These Scythe weilding warriors of the earth and wind, drawing their strength from natures sprits.
Paragon: These are a powerfull army of pearly armourd knights, with a holy cause and a great lance! They are like a cross between Paladin and Dragoon.

More updates on Nightfall when I acctually get it!

Can't wait for Saturday night, theres a house party in Cardiff and I'm invited. It's fancy dress so I'll be leaving here early to get all made up as The Crow!

Yes thats right... you'll finally get those pics!

Untill then!

Goodnight!

Somehow before I even started doign this I just knew I would end up at 50% gay...

I knew it!

Now I will make up for it by changing my Avitar to the Hottest chick in the DC universe, Raven, and the Beastboy, who is also hot.

...

...

DAMNIT!!!

Well I was going to update the good news yesterday... but I got the feeling why typing it that I may not be entirly accurate in what I was writing. I was very excited when I heard the news to the point where I didn;t retain much of it... and from the details I can scrape from memory... it's nothing that special.

But it had to have been for me to be do over joyed in the moment that I forget most of it.

Well anyway... My Queen tells me:

"because she's got an incredible backgroumd and could pul some strings for me to further my art career and ultimately get UJ animated"

This does jog the memory, quite well acctually!

This lady that she was dealing with, Marilyn, has a Daughter who is an up and coming musical artist and has been n nominated for several grammies. She has enlisted Qeeko to help with updating her daughters website.
The conversation arose that Qeeko was an artist and Marilyn was intrested in seeing some of her work.

Marilyn may be able to help Qeekos art career along as well as Ultima-Java.

She was very impressed with the amount of effort we are putting in to the comic, the are and the writing. She was impressed with the current setting, I know it's not been fully explained, the physics and cosmology of it, but pretty much everyone at the top has it in their heads.

It will be explained as time goes on.

But Qeeko explained it to Marilyn, and she was highly impressed with the complexity of the system we're working with. Also hinting at Animators she knows in Hollywood!

Ultima-Java: Thae Animated Series?

Maybe someday...

If this even slightly pulls off, we could end up with the comics released in shops sooner than we thought!

Calling Doctor Feelworse! Could you report to the waiting room to pick up your next victim of bad news.

I've had a lump in my hand for a few months now. I noticed it one sunday in church, I think I pinched it with my ring. Well anyway, I went to the docs and he said that it was a lump on the sheeth of what ever it is that coats the tendon, nothing to worry about that it would go away in a few days to weeks.

Well to be honnest it did... it went down from the size of a pin head to an almost un noticable size of a pin point.

I did knock it or squeeze it a few times accidently on door handles and such, but now it;s come back... and it's bigger.

I just came back from the Docs, and he's given me 3 options...

1. Leave it go away on it's own, and considdering the lack of success when we tried that last time... I'm moving along to the next one.

2. Anti Inflamatory Tablets, this sounded feasable... even though I hate taking tablets

3. A Steroid Injection, directly into the tendon. F**k. That.

So tabs it is.

Naproxin, the stuff my mother used to take, before it made her really really sick. You see it causes stomach problems, severe cramps and such.

And considdering my medical history, of a higher then normal stomach acidity and a stomach ulcer. And many stress related issues... I really should NOT be taking these...

And I ahve the highest dose, 500ml twice a day, for 2 months...

I'm going to die...


There is good news, and excelent news... so keep tuned in here...

Right now tho, it's time for fuud!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD!!!